you know you're a missionary when...

Come thou fount gets stuck in your head everyday because it's one of
those songs that's on every cd you have - multiple times, multiple
artists. #sufjanwins

You eat your mac & cheese disaster and burnt grilled cheese because
there's simply nothing else to eat.

A guy innocently or accidentally puts his hand on your shoulder and
you start freaking out because he's too close. #pleasedonttouch

You eat the leftovers you accidentally left on the counter all day and
just pray you don't get sick. #wastenot

You go to bake and discover your new apartment doesn't have measuring
spoons so you eyeball it and then you add more later because turns
out, you don't know what a teaspoon looks like.

You have dreams about baptisms, prophets, prayers, and elder/sister
relationships. Sometimes Barbie with a mean mug gets thrown in too,
but only after you say a prayer.

You take pictures with boys and discover a seemingly 10 foot gap
between the two of you. #awkward

You know you're a SISTER missionary when you deem the new no tights
rule in the VC the best news of your life. #freedom